We all know there are two things in live that are inevitable, getting older and being worried about getting older. However, this is not always the case. There are lots of times in your life you wish you were older.
1) In high school, before you leave high school.
2) In college before you turn 21. Probably don't need to explain this one.
3) If you are a
Chinese gymnast at the Olympics. It would have been great to be 16, but I think things turned out just fine anyway. There is nothing better than a government issued fake-ID! They should buy the whole world a round.
That being said, getting older isn't all it is cracked up to be. There is also a list of timesit would be great to be younger.
1) When you go to a birthday party for anyone over the age of 29.
2) On Broadway, to be in the
Spring Awakening cast, you have to be under 24 because you are supposed to look like a teenager. I can say, I wasn't really fooled into thinking anyone up there was 16, but I guess this is another time to fudge your name to get a big role on the Great White Way. No sleep in Heaven, or Bethlehem for those over 24!
3) In the
Little League World Series. I thought we had laws against exploiting children, but I guess we make an exception if they are playing baseball or spelling long words. Anyway, there is no way that every kid on every team is under age 12, unless most 12-year-olds are 5 feet tall. Yeah fake birth-certificates created by parents abusing their kids!
4) Staying in the sporting world, if you want to play in the Majors, it helps to be 16 instead of 19. So this is another great chance to use your little brother's birth certificate.
Miguel Tejada is a good example of "age doctoring". Heck, I'd do that too if it meant I could get of an island and go to the US.
Until there is a way to cut off someone's finger and count the rings, people will always be lying about their ages. I guess after we figure out how to do drug testing, we can figure out how to do age testing. The moral of the story is that you will never be happy with your age, so you will be happiest if you learn to enjoy each of life's ages in spite of its failures.
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